SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.
- “I saw your browser history.”
- “Do you even know what you’re doing?”
- “We’ve already tried this.”
- “You don’t even know what you’re doing.”
- “Beyonce isn’t that great.”
- “How many times do I have to tell you?”
- “You have five seconds…”
- “I don’t even know who you are.”
- “Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?”
- “Is this where you live?”
- “… Why are your hands down your pants?”
- “Is that a lobster?”
- “You’re late on child support.”
- “You never go ass to mouth.”
- “One ring to rule them all…”
- “He doesn’t even go here!”
- “Did you just take that?”
- “Is that a unicorn?”
- “You’re a muggle.”
- “It’s your turn to do the dishes.”
- “Were you going through my computer?!”
- “Are you pregnant?”
- “You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback.”
- “Shut up.”
- “I know you’re having an affair.”
- “They’re dead.”
- “Voldemort isn’t dead.”
- “Let me see your phone.”
- “I can’t believe it’s over.”
- “How high are you right now?”
- “I was with someone.”
- “It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed.”
- “Why do you think we never worked out?”
- “What went wrong?”
- “You’re the most ridiculous person I know.”
- “Are you okay?”
- “I’m having an affair.”
- “Too little too late.”
- “Snoop Dog just came into the diner.”
- “You said we could get a puppy.”
- “I need to move out.”
- “You ordered a moon bounce?”
- “Don’t you want me?”
- “Meeting your mother changed my life.”
- “Janitor’s closet NOW.”
- “Is that for sale?”
- “Do you want to get a drink sometime?”
- “Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach.”
- “He has a knife!”
- “I was on an episode of Cops once.”
- “Are you a hoarder?”
- “We’re alone out here, you know?”
- “I killed her.”
- “I need to go.”
- “Why did you invite me to your wedding?”
- “You always do this!”
- “You’re the master of excuses.”
- “Did you hire a stripper?”
- “I just got out of jail.”
- “It was you all along?”
- “I know you don’t want to be with me anymore.”
- “Were you ever happy?”
- “You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning.”
- “There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”
- “This is it.”
- “I can’t believe it’s you.”
- “We’re getting evicted.”
- “I know who you are.”
- “I wrote you a letter… Every single day.”
- “They’re going to kill me.”
- “You had sex with a serial killer.”
- “Are you drunk?”
- “I didn’t love you anyways.”
- “That was the worst day ever.”
- “That was the best day ever.”
- “Is this your first date?”
- “I’ve never been kissed before.”
- “You’re famous!”
- “I can’t see you anymore.”
- “What’re you here for?”
- “It’s always been you.”
- “If this were a movie…”
- “Are you high?”
- “Stick a sock in it.”
- “You’re better off without me.’
- "I’m better off without you.”
- “You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song.”
- “What do you want?”
- “Fuck it.”
- “That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.”
- “Who ARE you anymore?”
- “Can I get a refill?”
- “Well you don’t see that everyday.”
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